Once again I descend from Mount Jimble to bestow light-hearted and whimsical entertainment to the huddled masses, this time in the form of Haiku. Once again, Teddy Whittaker of the New Times is on hand to voice his opinions:
'These haiku truly are the most awful thing I've ever read. The charm and immediacy present in the author's previous work are here replace with a pointless melancholy that saps one's spirit and leaves a startlingly bitter taste, just at the back of the throat. A very poor effort - two Teddies out of five.'
Bad Reception
Anybody there?
Can't hear a thing at this end!
I'll try later then.
Criminal Attentiveness
Burglars don't steal food,
because their wives pack them lunch.
And a Thermos flask.
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